According to Avalon..

We have so much fun hearing Avalon voice her thoughts and give her perspective on life. I have saved up another group sayings to post together, so here are a few of Avalon's thoughts on life...

Driving in the car to Wal- Mart -

Julie: Screaming

Avalon: Julie! stop screaming.

Julie: Continues screaming

Avalon: Julie, STOP SCREAMING!

Julie: Still more screaming

Avalon: Mommy, Julie disobeyed me. Does she get a spanking?

One night Julie was playing with a little pink ride-on car that Avalon's Ouma gave her for her 1st birthday. Avalon started to take it away from Julie.

Daneel: Avalon, leave Julie alone and play with a different car (we have 3..)

Avalon: (Immediately melts down and cries) "But THAT car matches my pink shoes!!"

Our conversation while dishing up fajitas for dinner.

Me: Avalon, do you want some chicken?

Avalon: No (while pointing to a piece of beef on my plate). I just want the chocolate chicken.

Daneel: Avalon, can you say your fruit of the spirit verse?

Avalon: The fruit of the spirit is Banana, love, peace, kindness, and gentleness.

Another car conversation:

Avalon: Mommy, can I stand up when I go potty?

Me: No, Avalon. Only boys stand up when they go potty. You are a girl, so you get to sit down.

Avalon: Oooh. Is Addie a girl?

Me: Yes. And Jacob is a boy. And Mommy is a girl and Daddy is a boy.

Avalon: Daddy's not a boy!! He's a MAN!!

On my birthday, my mom and I left the girls with Daneel so that we could do a little birthday shopping. Avalon really wanted to come with us but I kept telling her that she got to have a special date with Daddy! After we had been gone half an hour, I got a text from Daneel reporting a conversation that he had just had with Avalon.

Avalon: Daddy, I wanna have a date with you

Daneel: Okay, where do you want to go on our date?

Avalon: Let's go inne kitchen

She leads Daneel into the kitchen and opens the pantry door. After a few seconds of looking around, she announces in a perplexed voice, "I can't find the dates!"